Baby Thoughts

OK, what just happened? For five days in a row I have been on my own! Well, not on my own but for the last five days there has been no Daddy when I wake up. He has been there every day I can remember except for the days that Mommy was there to wake me up. Now it is all sorts of people, almost like a “this is your life” scenario.

Monday I was shocked when I woke up because my best friend Jojo was in my crib with me, just sitting there staring at me, sucking her passie! At first I thought I was dreaming but it turned out that Jojo and her mommy were going to spend the day with me while Daddy did something called “work”. Apparently this is where Mommy goes when she is not home also.

I guess it was not too bad as Jojo and I had a good time while Mommy and Daddy hung out without me. At least we were having a good time until she had too much to drink and puked all over my play mat! Then it was on like a baby toy suctioned onto a high chair tray! I did a triple roll belly-back-belly and whacked her across the face with an open palm slap and then I rolled over her for good measure. I thought Jojo’s Mommy might be upset but she just filmed the whole thing on her iPhone and then posted it to the internet.

Everything eventually blew over though when Jojo let me finish her pears at lunch time! I was hungry and she was not so it all worked out. Eventually Mommy came home and then about an hour later Daddy came home too. I found this odd because I figured they would drive to work together.

Tuesday I awoke to Aunt Tete. She said, a lot of words that I did not understand and read me a story off her computer that sounded an awful lot like a physics essay. I really love my Aunt Tete but when she laughs it scares the bejeezes out of me! It is loud and usually I do not see it coming! On the plus side, I was relieved that Aunt Tete did not vomit on my play mat because I’d have hard time steam rolling over her! Again Mommy got home about an hour before Daddy, you’d think that gas prices would get them to drive the same car.

Wednesday was Mommy and me day! It was awesome just spending time with her, but made even better because she took me to the eye doctors. I have perfect vision! Actually they did not test me, I am not sure why I lied, I hope I am not a pathological liar! It was a fun trip though because Mommy’s eye doctor lives in the mall so I got to watch Mommy eat a pretzel while I sat there and drooled!

To my surprise shortly after Daddy got home my Great Aunt Rayni came over. Then she made Daddy and Mommy a gourmet dinner while I ate sweet potatoes without marshmallows! Aunt Rayni was still hanging out with Mommy and Daddy when I went to bed so I was not completely shocked when I awoke to her smiling face the next two mornings. Rayni wears big jewelry so I had a blast trying to grab her necklace and pull out her earrings! I also enjoyed making movies and sending pictures to everyone in Great Aunt Rayni’s cell phone.

While this was an odd week, I think it might be the new normal. What is normal anyway? I doubt a 7 month old baby blogging on the internet from her iPod (I don’t need an iPad my hands are tiny) touch would be considered normal.