Friday, June 5, 2009

True Blood Episode 11

The following blog post contains adult language: Reader maturity advised.

Renee! Truth be told somewhere in my incoherent rambling I’m pretty sure Renee was the first person I flagged to be the killer. I’m somewhat proud of myself, even if I did flag around 300 other people since then, including Sam in the next sentence. But Renee always seemed a bit off a little to damn good to be true. Jason confessed to Renee and Hoyt that he’d taken “V” with Amy and I knew it was lights out for her and time for Renee to step up as the killer with his next words; “She fucking em too?”

Sookie loves Bill, Sam, and Tara and found a way to hurt all of them at the Sam time. I must say that I found Sookie in general to be the most boring part of this episode. Even her scene at the police station seemed predictable and tedious. I’m guessing that means I like the pairing of her and Sam less then I like the pairing of her and Bill.

Poor Tara was run off the road by a crazy naked woman (CNW) and a pig only to be abandoned by her Jesus loving mother. Then the CNW bails her out of jail and takes Tara to her mansion sided home in her red convertible as Jason Stackhouse is brought to the police station cuffed again.

Amy had an instant karmic payback for staking our vampire friend. I don’t think I’ll miss her but hopefully this means Jason will either be more interesting or more dead in the future.

Laffyette just stuck his big toe into extremely dangerous waters. I predicted he’d be nearing the more dead area of the pool as well soon and it’ll be interesting to see if Renee or our future disgraced congressman offs him first. This will be sad because I really do think Laffyette is a fun character.

Bill sucks! His noob vampire said it and it really fits. He’s too cautious to be a good vampire and he’s too vampyric to a good human. I miss Angel.

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