He finally put me in my crib so I am able to post to my blog! I was lucky enough to “procure” my Mommy’s iPod Touch and I’ve seen Daddy write in Google Docs/post to Blogger so frequently that this was easier than learning to crawl, talk, or poop on the potty (all skills which I have yet to master, or minor for that matter). Thankfully the written word comes easily to me and I figured it was time to let the world know what I am thinking.
First off, I would like to thank my Mommy for taking such good care of me from birth through today! No one understands my needs more than Mom! Which brings me to my Daddy. What is up with this guy?
He woke me up early this morning because I coughed and he thought I was going to stop breathing, nincompoop. Then he put on my Pandora station, which I usually love, and proceeded to butcher every song that was played because he figured I would not tell the world how terrible he sounded belting out “Everything” by Michael Buble (Buble is a funny name to say, it’s like bubble, only French). Whelp, Dad, the joke is on you because I’m telling everyone!
How am I going to have any shot at musical talent if he continues to sing so poorly and loud? I cannot even hear the actual version of the song over his obnoxious warbling. I think he is going to make me tone deaf before I can even speak. Not to mention the way he musically mumbles when he does not know the actual words to the song! All I’m saying is maybe Daddy should just read me a book and leave the music to actual musicians.
While I am complaining, I would like to note that I am not allowed to watch TV. The television is shiny, loud, and stimulating which is a perfect recipe to help my brain develop and expand my vocabulary, yet they won’t let me anywhere near it! It is a terrible irony considering the fact that Daddy’s blog has four times as many posts on Fringe as it does on me!
Speaking of things to do online, I think it is time I was allowed to get my own Facebook page. I mean, I’m 17 weeks old today and I really need to connect with people. I know for a fact that there are already hundreds of pictures of me online and I believe I need to start managing my image before it spirals out of my control.
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I know you are having the time of your life with your little girl, Stevie!
However, we miss you terribly! Just sayin! We were breaking Justin in today saying words like "ball gag" and the like! LOL Everyone is asking about you. We know you are enjoying every precious moment with Livi! I'm gonna have a work people party in a few weeks - I'll give you plenty of notice! I want all three of you to come! Take care, Sensyden!
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